Bermuda Taxi Ambassadors: Secrets of Bermuda's Celebrity Visitors
Welcome to Bermuda!
A young couple steps into the taxi, buzzing with excitement about their return to Bermuda for an annual international business conference. This time, they want to uncover more than just the island’s beauty—they want stories.
“We’ve heard Bermuda has hosted some fascinating people over the years,” one says. “Can you tell us more?”
Their taxi driver, an enthusiastic storyteller and local ambassador, grins as the car gently cruises along the winding coastal roads.
“Let me tell you, Bermuda’s seen its fair share of famous faces—writers, explorers, movie stars, even royals,” he begins.
Mark Twain: Bermuda's Unofficial Spokesperson
The driver smiled as he began with one of the most famous names linked to Bermuda. “Mark Twain, the legendary author and humorist, absolutely adored Bermuda. He first visited in the late 19th century and continued to return into the early 20th century, each visit deepening his love for the island. He often joked, ‘You can cover the whole island in a day, but you’ll want to take a lifetime to appreciate it.’ That line has stayed with us, perfectly capturing the charm of Bermuda’s small size and endless allure.”
Twain wasn’t just a casual visitor; he embraced Bermuda like a second home. During his stays, he was a familiar figure on the streets of Hamilton, often seen strolling leisurely in his trademark white suit, cigar in hand, and a twinkle in his eye. He mingled with locals, sharing humorous anecdotes and tales from his many travels, and quickly became one of the island’s favorite personalities. His charismatic presence left an indelible mark on Bermuda’s cultural fabric.
Twain often stayed at the luxurious Princess Hotel (now known as the Hamilton Princess Hotel & Beach Club), He praised the island’s serene landscapes and the warm hospitality of its people, calling Bermuda his ‘second home.’ His writings and
public endorsements drew the attention of many Americans, putting Bermuda on the map as a premier travel destination.
The driver added, “Some people say it was Twain’s enthusiastic promotion of Bermuda that helped spark the influx of American tourists during the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He wasn’t just a visitor; he was our unofficial spokesperson.”
Albert Einstein: Finding Serenity in Simplicity
“Then there’s Albert Einstein,” the driver continues. “He came to Bermuda in the 1930s to recover from an illness. He once said, ‘Time moves slower here; perhaps it’s the perfect place to understand the universe.’
Einstein would spend hours walking Bermuda’s pristine beaches, sketching equations in the sand, or sitting quietly under the shade of a palm tree. Locals often describe him as kind and deeply curious. Who knows? Maybe Bermuda’s peaceful vibe helped shape his theories!”
The British Royals: A Family Affair
“Bermuda has long been a favorite for the British royal family,” the driver explains as the couple marvels at the turquoise waters outside the window.
“Queen Elizabeth II first visited in 1953 as part of her Commonwealth tour and returned several times over her reign. Prince Philip called Bermuda ‘a little jewel, dazzling in its simplicity.’
Prince Charles, Princess Margaret, and Prince Harry have also made stops here. When Harry visited in 2008, locals joked he was scouting for a royal getaway spot.”
The couple was intrigued. “What about Princess Diana?” they asked.
“She never officially visited, but her legacy of grace and charm resonates with the warmth we Bermudians show our guests,” the driver replied.
Marilyn Monroe: A Brief but Memorable Visit
The couple perks up at the mention of Marilyn Monroe. “She stayed briefly in Bermuda in the 1950s. People say she was captivated by the island’s natural beauty and remarked, ‘It feels like a movie set, only the beauty is real.’
Though her visit was short, Marilyn left a lasting impression. Stories of her dining at a local restaurant and charming the staff are still passed down among Bermudians.”
Sir Ian Fleming: James Bond's Bermuda Connection
“You’re fans of James Bond, right?” the driver asks, earning a nod from the couple. “Sir Ian Fleming, the creator of 007, was inspired by Bermuda. He visited in the 1950s and wove the island’s luxurious charm into his novels. Some say the elegance of Bond’s world owes much to places like Bermuda.”
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones: Home Sweet Home
“Did you know Hollywood icons Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have a home here in Bermuda?” the driver shares with a smile. “They often visit for quiet family getaways, enjoying the island’s privacy and charm.”
Michael’s connection to Bermuda runs deep. His mother, Diana Love Dill, was born in Devonshire in 1923 as the youngest of six children. A talented actress herself, Diana made her film debut in Keeper of the Flame in 1942. For Michael, Bermuda isn’t just a retreat—it’s part of his family heritage.
The couple is known to embrace the island’s laid-back lifestyle, often attending local events and dining at Bermuda’s best restaurants. Their love for the island is evident in the time they spend here, blending seamlessly with its relaxed and welcoming atmosphere.”
Muhammad Ali: A Champion’s Connection
“When it comes to legends, Muhammad Ali’s visits stand out,” the driver says. He recounts Ali’s connection with a Bermudian family, the Swainsons.
“He wasn’t just a global icon; he was playful, warm, and generous. Ali’s trips to Bermuda were about relationships and unwinding after the spotlight.”
Yes, he visited a few times! One memorable visit was in 1974, shortly after his famous “Rumble in the Jungle” match against George Foreman. He came to Bermuda to unwind and spend time with friends, including a local family the Swainsons who he became quite close.
A mutual friend introduced Ali to Janice Swainson, a Bermudian from Sandys Parish. They hit it off immediately and developed a lasting friendship. He was described as kind, playful, and full of charisma. He loved teasing and performing tricks for the kids. Ali even brought gifts, like the Swainsons’ first color television. He spent quality time with them, whether it was taking them on pony rides or simply sharing laughter over childhood mischief. His Bermuda visits were more than just stops on a map—they were about relationships and enjoying life outside the ring
Explorers and Shipwreck Survivors: Bermuda’s First Visitors
“But some of Bermuda’s most fascinating visitors weren’t celebrities—they were survivors,” the driver explains, shifting the conversation to the island’s early history.
“In 1609, Sir George Somers and his crew aboard the Sea Venture were shipwrecked here. They thought they’d stumbled upon paradise. Bermuda’s reefs and crystal-clear waters, though treacherous for ships, were a wonder to behold. Among the crew was Stephen Hopkins, who later signed the Mayflower Compact. Imagine that—a future Pilgrim’s story beginning in Bermuda!”
The driver adds, “Another early visitor was John Rolfe, who survived the shipwreck as well. He went on to marry Pocahontas, bridging cultures in the New World. For them, Bermuda wasn’t just a stopover—it was a place of survival and renewal. A small island, yes, but one with a remarkable impact on history.”
Luxury Island Lifestyle for the Rich and Famous
“Bermuda has always been a playground for the wealthy,” the driver explains. “Our pink-sand beaches, crystal-clear waters, and luxury resorts attract high-profile guests year after year.”
He gestures toward an exclusive resort as they drive past. “Places like this have hosted everyone from James Martin, the tech pioneer, to illustrator William Denslow of Wizard of Oz fame. Bermuda’s mix of privacy and sophistication keeps them coming back.”
Helpful Tips for Visiting Bermuda
As the taxi ride nears its end, the driver offers some practical advice.
“If you’re here for business, make time to explore. A sunset cruise or dinner at a local seafood spot is a must. Also, hire a local taxi like mine—drivers here know the best hidden gems and can share stories you won’t find in a guidebook.”
He winks. “And if you run into a celebrity, don’t be surprised. Bermuda has a way of making everyone feel like a star.”
Before dropping them off, the driver offered a few helpful tips:
- Explore the Beaches: From Horseshoe Bay to Tobacco Bay, each beach has its charm.
- Discover History: Visit the Bermuda National Museum and St. George’s, a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
- Taste Local Flavors: Don’t miss a fish sandwich or a Dark ‘n Stormy.
Travel Like a Local: “And remember,” the driver said with a wink, “Bermuda taxis aren’t just transport. We’re your guides to the island’s best-kept secrets.”
As the couple steps out of the taxi, they’re buzzing with newfound appreciation for Bermuda’s history and charm. From Mark Twain’s whimsical quips to Einstein’s reflective walks, Bermuda’s small size holds an outsized role in the stories of those who’ve visited.
Whether you’re here for business or leisure, let Bermuda’s taxi ambassadors be your gateway to the island’s rich history and secrets of the rich and famous. You might just leave with a story of your own.
